Wednesday, April 29, 2009

"THE" MAN-MADE DISASTER - 1st 100 DAYS OF BHO

All hail The One, the savior of the world, Mr. Hip! We must not merely obey The Leader, we must love The Leader.

Shall we list some of the accomplishments of the best Community Organizer/President ever?
  1. Unemployment doubled.
  2. 50% drop in value of entire stock market.
  3. increased U.S. deficit by 200%.
  4. Increased U.S. debt by 400%.
  5. Allowed missile test in North Korea.
  6. Sat through 40 minute diatribe of U.S. failings spouted by third world dictator.
  7. Osama Bin Ladden STILL not captured.
  8. U.S. troops STILL in Iraq.
  9. 9/11-style scare over NYC by Air Force One.
  10. Swine flu pandemic
  11. Dissed U.K. leaders - TWICE! Once here, once there.
  12. Scuttled entire missile defense systems and future development plans.
  13. Hung CIA out to dry with release of secret memos.
  14. Gitmo STILL open.
  15. World Apology Tour - 2009 (see T-shirts, mugs and caps).
  16. Jetting to Midwest twice in one week for photo ops (isn't buzzing NYC enough?).
  17. Signed spending bill with 8,000+ earmarks after promising not to allow earmarks.

I know, I know, the flu isn't REALLY his fault, but if a republican were President, he or she would be blamed for it, the party has been by some as it is.

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